I haven't had any water to drink in the last three days

I don't even think I remember what water tastes like --- probably haven't had any since 2004. Mountain Dew and Bud Light are all I need. Health and Wellness all the way!!! :)

I try every once in a while, but it's just not interesting enough. my tongue gets bored.
Gatorade Zero, however, is slightly delicious. all the lovely electrolytes and hydration - none of the boredom. Combined with my diet coke addiction, i'm getting just enough artificial sweetener to rot my insides before the end of 2010:) I think that's a resolution that i can stick with!

Either has hopu :) JK

Devil woman, are you making him sleep in a snow bank, too?

"Gatorade Zero, however, is slightly delicious. all the lovely electrolytes and hydration - none of the boredom."

Bah! Forget that. What you want is BRAWNDO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04

It's got electrolytes!

LOL! The Thirst Mutilator :)

I didn't believe that was real, but I looked it up and maybe it is.

It started off as a joke in Mike Judge's movie "Idiocracy":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

... and then some marketing genius decided to make a real product out of it.

If you haven't seen "Idiocracy" yet, give it a rental -- it's kind of hit or miss (the studio took it away from Judge and edited the hell out of it before release), but the hits are funny as hell.

Here's the first 3 minutes of the movie, which explain its basic premise -- that because smart people tend to have maybe one kid while rednecks and idiots breed like bunnies, by 2500 the world is populated entirely by idiots:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2682654/idiocracy_opening_sequence/

enjoy :D