What is healthy?

Animal products are bad to eat because they have cholesterol (not to mention all the animal cruelty issues).

But eating too much soy gives you moobs and breast cancer.

Being outside is bad because of pollution.

Being inside is bad because of dust and developing asthma.

Eating fruit is bad because it has been sprayed with pesticides and/or irradiated.

Eating vegetables is bad for the same reasons.

Using cleaners is bad because they hurt you and the environment.

Not using cleaners is bad because you'll get stains and cockroaches.

Flying is bad because it pollutes the air terribly.

Not flying is bad because then you're isolated and close-minded.

Working is bad because it stresses you out - 75% of Americans are either moderately or very stressed right now.

Not working is bad because it means you're lazy.

Saving is bad because our economy needs us to spend.

Not saving is bad because we have no where to turn when the economy goes south again.

That's enough, I'm tired.