I'm sick of being harassed
On the way to Taco Bell on Halloween night, I swerved a little in my lane trying to grab my purse for when I got to the drive thru. I look across the median, and sure enough, there is a cop. And sure enough, as soon as he got to the end of the block, he did a U-turn so he could get behind me. I turned into the Taco Beaz parking lot before I got pulled over, but Jesus God, what is up with the police state around here?
It's gotten to the point where I get nervous every single time I see a policeman and go through this mental checklist, "Is my registration up-to-date, is my inspection done, is my seatbelt on, do I have the correct county sticker, how fast am I going, have I paid my parking tickets, do I have outstanding court dates, did I accidentally do something illegal I didn't even realize I did, oh my god, he's turning around, I need to turn off this road NOW NOW NOW!!" I am not a criminal! So why am I constantly being pursued by police, being issued citations for everything except something that actually HARMS anyone, paying fines, getting court dates, and on and on and on? I'm SO TIRED OF IT. I am sick of feeling like a criminal.

I got my last ticket in 1980 and I learned my lesson good. Now I only reach for my purse AFTER I'm in the drive-thru lane.
I thought if a man had a purse, it was called a murse? ;)
Cops always make me feel like I am doing something wrong. Catholic nuns should take notes - the guilt inducing power of a cop is unmatched.
I know your driving record. 'Nuf said.