Bologna
I brought my lunch today: two bologna sandwiches with mustard, romaine, and soft, thin sliced white bread. Maybe you think that sounds gross, but I love them. My problem (and you knew there was going to be a problem) is that I ate them both before 10 AM. Now what? Do I have to go until supper or am I entitled to another lunch?

That makes your sandwiches count as your breakfast since it was before 11am, and you can go out for lunch. That is what I would do. Or at least go out for some dessert.
Just count your sandwiches as Second Breakfast!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S6iXcx9pLA
I can feel your pain. Some days I get really hungry before noon, but usually I manage to hold off until at least 12:15. Because I know if I eat too early, I'll be even hungrier and dysfunctional in the afternoon. I always take an apple for an afternoon snack. My sandwich is whole grain though, with some carrots and a cheese stick.
you are a bologna sandwich.
I know it.
Whenever I bring my lunch to work I get too excited to wait and eat it at lunchtime. It's always a push to get to 10:30 before I dive in.