Ingrates!

When I got home from my trip the other day I decided to go out right away and get some groceries. As we all know, it's never a good idea to shop for food on an empty stomach, so I came home with more junk food than a person needs in a year. And one cucumber. (I can't explain that, I don't even like cucumbers!)

Included in the binge were eight mammoth muffins. What was I thinking, who could ever finish eight of those things before they went bad? So I decided to be nice, and just eat one and bring the rest into the office this morning. We have doughnuts in the kitchen every morning, so I set them next to them. And felt quite generous and benevolent toward my coworkers.

So why did someone take it upon themselves to go get a piece of notebook paper and write out "TOO MUCH SUGAR, BRING BAGELS NEXT TIME" and lay it on top of the muffins? I was FLOORED, what ungrateful swine! Not a thank you, or a smiley face, or even not saying anything at all, but rather a complaint and a demand. I tell you what, there will be no more treats from yours truly, sugary or otherwise, and you can bet the farm on that. I'll eat every last g.d. muffin myself next time.

I'm extremely tempted to actually write out a note indicating these feelings verbatim, but I do need to continue collecting a paycheck, so I'll probably refrain.