World's Shortest Fairy Tale
I've already sent this to a bunch of people because it made me laugh, but I haven't posted much lately, so I'll put it here, too. My dad sent me this forward today:
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
Which was pretty funny, I have to admit, but I thought it needed a follow-up, so I wrote my own version:
Th World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and had intelligent conversations with her friends instead of having to feign interest in ice fishing and car engines, spent money on lavish, spectacular vacations and none on shotgun shells or fishing bait, got to go home and read after a movie date instead of having to listen to some half-educated ape give his malformed opinion on the plot, had nights of dancing and cocktail parties with nobody to apologize to because there was only cheese and crackers for supper.
The End
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"Half educated ape"? How dare you! You KNOW I graduated 8th grade 'cuz my diplomat is hangin' on the wall there in the den. I think a full 8 yrs is more than half. I think it's pert near full.
Th World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?” The girl said, "Yes!” And they lived happily ever after and had intelligent conversations with each other because they knew before marrying, that they had similar interests and hobbys. It wasn't necessary to feign interest in anything because they understood that the dating process was to find someone they could share things with and not simply find someone to hook up with."
The End
And to think, I'M usually the cynical one around here
I like Buntz's fairy tale the best.
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?" The girl said "Maybe." For five years.
I like Buntz's best too. Good job! I'm wondering though is we have a new case of invasion of the body snatcher going on. Buntz a romantic?
I came across your blog by accident and love your entries, particularly the shortest fairy tale one! I am a little new to all this blog stuff but thought I would share the fact that you have a great style of writing. Btw this message comes all the way over from England!! Take care :)
Ginger, I don't really like the new look of your blog. I liked the old way better. But, I think it's fairly obvious that I am afraid of change, so that could be the reason.
Oh, I didn't do this. I didn't mean for it to look like this... I better get in the back end and see what happened.
I hope you are not decorating your house in the near future. Please change the color, it is sooooo ugly!
Well, Trit, if you read this blog at all, you'd know I've already decorated my house in Barbie-skin peach.
once upon a time i went on this webby and read the stories. there gay lol luv yall lv caitixx